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	<title>Comments on: I feel like a machine. A machine addicted to Icee&#8217;s.</title>
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		<title>By: courtney</title>
		<link>http://stephaniehaywood.com/2004/09/23/i-feel-like-a-machine-a-machine-addicted-to-icees/comment-page-1/#comment-151</link>
		<dc:creator>courtney</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2004 21:10:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have a suggestion for your Comfortable Girl website "The comfortable girl will admit to staying home on a Thursday (bar night) to do scrapbooking, and not apoligize for it"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have a suggestion for your Comfortable Girl website &#8220;The comfortable girl will admit to staying home on a Thursday (bar night) to do scrapbooking, and not apoligize for it&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: courtney</title>
		<link>http://stephaniehaywood.com/2004/09/23/i-feel-like-a-machine-a-machine-addicted-to-icees/comment-page-1/#comment-150</link>
		<dc:creator>courtney</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2004 21:08:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am Zach Braff's wife and I would just like to let everyone know that we are happily married with 2.5 children a dog/cat white picket fence and a 3 car garage.  Please stop harassing my husband or else a restraining order may become neccessary</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am Zach Braff&#8217;s wife and I would just like to let everyone know that we are happily married with 2.5 children a dog/cat white picket fence and a 3 car garage.  Please stop harassing my husband or else a restraining order may become neccessary</p>
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		<title>By: stephanie</title>
		<link>http://stephaniehaywood.com/2004/09/23/i-feel-like-a-machine-a-machine-addicted-to-icees/comment-page-1/#comment-149</link>
		<dc:creator>stephanie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2004 05:01:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Savanna and Dave, you are both STUPID. He is NOT married. I have read everything about him from when he started Scrubs. YOU two, on the other hand, have JUST NOW became fans because of his movie. Trust me, the man I am going to marry is not already married. Maybe you should check your facts before you go spreading terrible rumors like that. That is all I have to say. Goodbye.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Savanna and Dave, you are both STUPID. He is NOT married. I have read everything about him from when he started Scrubs. YOU two, on the other hand, have JUST NOW became fans because of his movie. Trust me, the man I am going to marry is not already married. Maybe you should check your facts before you go spreading terrible rumors like that. That is all I have to say. Goodbye.</p>
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		<title>By: Savanna</title>
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		<dc:creator>Savanna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2004 20:31:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hate to be the one to burst Steph and Noels giant bubble. Zack is married. Yep. Well...I'm still saying he's not. David is 100% sure that he is married. If he wasn't married...he would marry me!!! Wanna know why? I'm single!! Stephanie is not!! Therefore, it is only fair that I get to marry Zack Braff. I'll be nice..I'll give you the Porsche/motorcycle guy. See? I'm fair! I'll even throw in a free icee!! Now come on...you can't pass that up!! I'm at work and have no clue what i'm talking about. OH! I watched Oprah yesterday (of course) and discovered a new book I MUST buy!! It's called "He just isn't that into you." It will become my new bible. I learned all kinds of great things yesterday about men. I must call you later and tell you about them. Alright..I have rambled enough.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hate to be the one to burst Steph and Noels giant bubble. Zack is married. Yep. Well&#8230;I&#8217;m still saying he&#8217;s not. David is 100% sure that he is married. If he wasn&#8217;t married&#8230;he would marry me!!! Wanna know why? I&#8217;m single!! Stephanie is not!! Therefore, it is only fair that I get to marry Zack Braff. I&#8217;ll be nice..I&#8217;ll give you the Porsche/motorcycle guy. See? I&#8217;m fair! I&#8217;ll even throw in a free icee!! Now come on&#8230;you can&#8217;t pass that up!! I&#8217;m at work and have no clue what i&#8217;m talking about. OH! I watched Oprah yesterday (of course) and discovered a new book I MUST buy!! It&#8217;s called &#8220;He just isn&#8217;t that into you.&#8221; It will become my new bible. I learned all kinds of great things yesterday about men. I must call you later and tell you about them. Alright..I have rambled enough.</p>
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		<title>By: Noel Jackson</title>
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		<dc:creator>Noel Jackson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2004 19:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;If you havenÇ?Ùt visited Zach BraffÇ?Ùs (StephanieÇ?Ùs future husband) website, you should go. Really, itÇ?Ùs worth the trip.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
So, let's see, if stephanie was me, and I was stephanie, she would be upset I wrote that, and she would hate Zach Braff. Not really, how can you.

So, even if I was jealous of my girlfriend's love of the unattainable, I would have to say that I agree, Zach Braff is also going to be my future husband. Not that I'm gay or anything, I mean, I am dating Stephanie right? But come on Zach Braff is way hotter and cooler than Brad Pitt. But in all seriousness, the reason I wouldn't be jealous is because if my girlfriend was married to Zach Braff, she would still be my girlfriend and I would get to hang out with Zach Braff and pretend to be his sidekick and maybe then I could get groupies to follow "Zach &#038; Noel" around.

Okay, so I'm just hoping Zach never reads the above paragraph, cause it's kind of creepy. Kind of like mustard and mint sauce mixed together.</description>
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<p>So, let&#8217;s see, if stephanie was me, and I was stephanie, she would be upset I wrote that, and she would hate Zach Braff. Not really, how can you.</p>
<p>So, even if I was jealous of my girlfriend&#8217;s love of the unattainable, I would have to say that I agree, Zach Braff is also going to be my future husband. Not that I&#8217;m gay or anything, I mean, I am dating Stephanie right? But come on Zach Braff is way hotter and cooler than Brad Pitt. But in all seriousness, the reason I wouldn&#8217;t be jealous is because if my girlfriend was married to Zach Braff, she would still be my girlfriend and I would get to hang out with Zach Braff and pretend to be his sidekick and maybe then I could get groupies to follow &#8220;Zach &#038; Noel&#8221; around.</p>
<p>Okay, so I&#8217;m just hoping Zach never reads the above paragraph, cause it&#8217;s kind of creepy. Kind of like mustard and mint sauce mixed together.</p>
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