Today as I was preparing for an upcoming test, something caught my eye directly above me on the ceiling. When I glanced up, I was in horror. There was a HUGE bug, black, and very very ugly. I calmly asked my roommate if she was afraid of bugs. She gave me a very shaky: “Yes,……….Why?” After that initial statement, mass chaos emerged. There was screaming, throwing, and running in the dorm room for the next half hour. We tried everything, both of us bieng too scared to smash it because of it’s size. I threw an entire box of crayons at him, and in doing so I realized how awful a shot I have become. Fourty-eight crayons later, we moved on to plan B. Note: Plans B, C, D, and E failed miserably. After finding the bug (Yes, for a moment he was missing!) I was able to suck him up with our vacuum. This was one of the most scariest moments of my life. We seriously comsidered calling our RA and making him get up to come kill this massive bug. That would have been wrong.